1+ hour, 41+ min ago  (304+ words) Today is National Yo-Yo Day! Isn't that exciting? About as exciting as someone making you watch their yo-yo tricks? It is also the day after my birthday and thus also the day after the anniversary of Ronald Reagan's death. And…...

1+ mon, 1+ day ago  (430+ words) Buenos d'as. Aqu' tienes your Tabs. A noun, a verb, and [COUGH!] 9/11. Mr. President says some people call the reflecting pool the reflecting pool, but some people call it the reflecting pond and some people call it the reflecting lake,…...

1+ mon, 3+ day ago  (634+ words) Are you afraid of the dark? Being able to see the monsters might make you feel safer but monsters are still monsters and if they want to eat you, they just might no matter the light. Maybe the seeing that…...

1+ mon, 3+ week ago  (648+ words) It is 1957 and an outsider has arrived in Rockwell, Maine. The outsider comes from beyond what we know, a being from beyond our Earthly boundaries. A person reporting an alien/immigrant arrival would probably receive a larger response in 2026 from…...

2+ mon, 1+ week ago  (354+ words) It was another busy day down here in the News Mines, and we hope you like what we've dug up for you! Now where did that dang canary go? The day began with Tabs, and have you noticed that almost…...

2+ mon, 3+ week ago  (469+ words) Good morning good morning, here have some news! Now give me all your money. Pete Hegseth's holy night was the night Donald Trump pardoned some war criminals for shooting children. Everything about him is poison (Gift link New York Times)…...

4+ mon, 1+ week ago  (368+ words) Imagine handing over control of our nuclear missiles to AI. That's basically what happens in this 1983 movie. NORAD decides that a supercomputer that learns from simulations is better at deciding to launch missiles than humans, because humans are too sensitive…...

4+ mon, 3+ week ago  (519+ words) "an elegant communications device for a more civilized age:" "With the blast shield down, I can't even see! How do you expect me to type?" Just pound the keys like a rabid monkey and you'll be qualified to join Drumpf's…...

5+ mon, 1+ week ago  (144+ words) Happy belated Hanukkah and Merry Christmas and Kwanza! Here is a playlist of Wonkette songs! And being songs is about all they have in common. Some are funny, some are sad, some are artsy, and some are barely actually songs....

5+ mon, 3+ week ago  (364+ words) Hey what's up good morning subscribe! Gosh it LOOKS like ICE might have defamed this young Utah dad, LOOKS like! (KUTV) It's GOOD that Rep. Haley Stevens has filed articles of impeachment against RFK Jr! Does that mean you have…...